when i'm bored, i find rant.

I'm becoming more predictable day by day.

Or rather, my life is.


*peeling orange*



and i hate to be predictable. :(



How predictable can i be?

Let's see...

I wake up every morning and dash to the kitchen to have breakfast. Dunno why, stomach growls promptly every morning. wtf.

Breakfast's predictable too - unsweetened oatmeal + home-made bread.

Seriously, it was a mistake of mum to have finally taken the effort to improve her culinary skills. Her bread, not your ordinary white bread, especially, is ridiculously addictive. I'm often (not often, but ALWAYS) high on it together with sis.

Since it's a home-made bread and it's baked at home, we get to cut it into slices according to our PREFERRED thickness and no one can make a remark about it.

Sis was suspicious that mum put drugs into the dough, thus the absurd addiction we are all suffering from.

I mean, it's only a freaking loaf of bread...and how's addiction likely to happen?

So after the very satisfying breakfast, I'll do what a typical jobless person would do-i FB. =.=

I'm not much of a regular fb-er. Yea..i log in everyday more than once to poke my nose into people's affair.

Apart from that, I do nothing. I don't update my status every 5 seconds telling where i am or greeting the world good morning or goodnight as if anyone would care, I don't write on peoples' wall for no apparent reason, and neither do i chat through individual wall posts, which seems to be like a favoured trend now. And i wonder what's the exclusive chat box for. -.-

Oh, I also don't take stupid quizzes about how i'm going to die (i did that once but was never convinced) or play retarded games eg farmville whereby i need to request wood(?) from some other loaded farmville-ers (seriously i'm clueless how this game works) or send gifts to friends so that i could unlock some shit or do some personality test to know what letter my lover's name starts with.

Seriously, fb's full of frivolous shit.

So basically, I only browse through photos, comment on statuses, update my status for a reason, and view profiles. And upload photos. And find friends. And with that itself, everyone's business's my business.

What? That's the purpose of Fb what...you inadvertently know everyone's business whether you like it or not. Yes i can choose to ignore. But if it's deemed personal, then why even bother to post it and let everyone see when you know humans are generally inquisitive in nature?

That's what we call sheer stupidity and foolishness.

Wha..You claimed that you're unlike the rest, you're not nosy? Then why even create an account? Just to admire your very own profile with your picture at the corner?


Talking about pictures, I can't help but feel disgusted of those people who create an album solely for themselves usually entitled "me", "only me", " it's me!^^ " etc.

I mean, it's alright to have various pictures of yourself in different situations. Yea..for profile pic yadda yadda.

However, some find it necessary to take every angle of herself/himself, particularly the face (or head) part, under the same condition, with the same clothes on, with the same sickening look, AND THEN dedicate an album wholly to those self-absorbed shots.

And what's more annoying, "supportive" friends from all around the world, be they really friends, stalkers, or some discreet preverts will not let those camwhoring efforts go to waste by simply LIKING the damn album or give corny comments.

After all, you need enough guts to actually upload those ickily stagnant-looking photos. That must be why there are some kind people out there who actually "like" them - i bet they're only awed for you have such tremendous guts and inspiration to expose EVERY ANGLE of your goddam face, with the same goddam expression of course, in a social networking website, of all places.

Imagine assuming the same pose WITHOUT moving or even twitching for about one minute, anyone would suffer from cramps.

And now imagine a goddam face with the same goddam expression to be maintained for...i dunno...as long as it takes for even the tiniest angle of the face to be captured. The hand plays an important role here; it has to constantly move at every degree possible.
And what do you get?

The album " ^^ ME ^^ " .

Seriously, won't those severe camwhores get facial cramps? Or at least, get SICK of their hideous pouts or eyes that are enlarged to the extend that they might pop out of their sockets at any moment?

I forgot, most camwhores have unquestionable vanities. Camwhores who take sickening shots of themselves in toilets (mostly with the typical stand-in-front-of-mirror pose), fitting rooms (even more common, they get to wear that dress for free)...as long as there's sufficient space to hold the camera/hanphone at arm length, and then later upload them for the perusal of others, TO BE PRECISE.

Having said all that, I've to clarify my prejudice. I've nothing against those who love snapping self-shots IF those pics are solely for self experimentation and observation.

Now, what the heck do i mean?

It's alright if you take gazillion pics which exhibit your face and nothing else but it IF you do the honour of keeping them to yourself.

It's ok if you take those pics for reasons like..well let's just say, to get to know more meticulously of the best angles to enhance your best features.

It's understandable if you camwhore like hell because you wanna see how you physically change over the years, especially your look. (whether you become uglier or prettier, but everyone would obviously convince herself/himself of the latter)

It's fine to take many pics of yourself simply because you've some kind of excessive-self-admiration thingy going on in you and you just gotta take stupendous amount of pics so that you could ogle at the immovable stagnant yourself later.(why not consider a mirror anyway?)

BUT

to reveal slutty/act cute-ish/sickening/lame/boring/corny/tacky/retarded/dowdy/etc pics of yourself to the whole world is totally not OK. Even if you're more perfect than edward cullen himself...it's still gross to show others your (very often) obscene photos.

Just keep them to yourself lah. No one would appreciate the vainness more than you do. Like i said, you're not edward cullen (and edward cullen doesn't exist, sorry brats!). You're only..urmm... superficial bella? (as in, someone whom nobody would give a damn)


As if all those repulsive pics aren't enough because as you scroll down the page, you will be greeted by a list of incomprehensible comments.

It usually begins on a lazy morning with A suddenly coming across a picture that catches her/his attention due to its explicitness.

"very pretty jor, nice ^^ " (seriously..wtf with the ^^ ? )

The owner will normally deny first. What to do,very malu mah. So must act all humble first although evidently she (normally it's a she) knows (thought) that she looks freakin' good and like she needs anyone to remind her. She's high on compliments so she says:

" nola..fat jor..very ugly la :("

Then, A will try to convince the owner that she really looks nice. I actually cannot believe that A would fall for her subtle trap to fish for MORE compliments.

" where got o...if you fat then i wat? > < " (seriously... > < ????)

The owner, quite enjoying herself now, is assured that A's compliment deserves a second thought. But the owner isn't going to just give in so easily...she needs A to state what the owner has in mind already. Damn the owner.

" haha..ya meh...but see the face..round round de.."

A, being totally oblivious to the owner's true intention, is shocked that the owner could see the roundness. So she scrutinizes the pic in discussion and then realises how wrong the owner is with herself. Because A doesn't want the owner to harm herself through extreme starvation, she finds it her responsibility to say :

"aiyooo...u so skinny liao.. not round la..like that only cute ma ^^ " (now, how convincing is that? )

The owner doesn't want the conversation (apparently, the commenting somehow turns into a conversation, albeit a seemingly pointless one)to end just like that coz she wouldn't have anything else better to do for the rest of the day if she stops right there.

"not cute lor..very fat ah....if i let my bi bi to see u say i cute...he will sure laugh de..XD" (who the eff is BI BI?!)

A gets the notion that BI BI must be the bf. Utterly shocked , she says:

"har...really he say that? No lah..he joking nia..you so cute ^.^"

"ya lor...thts why my babi (gosh wtf? babi now??) will laugh de if he see u say i cute and pretty ...XD"

"haha ^^ "

So that's how the conversation will normally end with A finally speechless and could only muster the final "haha".

See why i'm so bloody frustrated? The whole thing is pointless and stupid!
And it all started from that camwhore pic!

Gosh.

Btw...this convo is based on a true story that i came across in fb. The real one's more sucky obviously.

Due to the fact that i just can't imitate them no matter how hard i try, i'd only managed to remember those important parts and highlights...though none of them suggest any significance or worse, SENSE, at all -.-




Oh, i was too bored. And i had the sudden urge to blog about this.
No offence intended.